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From: fuzzbuttdolls@yahoo.com
Subject: The Pastor's Ass
Date: Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:35:13 -0400
To: gogaitd123@hotmail.com

The  Pastor's Ass 

 The pastor entered his donkey in a race and 
It won.. 
 The pastor was so pleased with the donkey 
That he entered it in the 
Race 
Again, and it won again. 
 The local paper read: 

PASTOR'S 
ASS OUT FRONT. 

  The Bishop was so upset with this kind of 
Publicity that he ordered 
The 
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. 
   The next day, the local paper headline 
Read: 


BISHOP 
SCRATCHES 
PASTOR'S 
ASS. 

  This was too much for the bishop, so he 
Ordered the pastor to get 
Rid 
Of the donkey. 
  The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a 
Nearby convent. 
  The local paper, hearing of the news, posted 
The following headline 
The 
Next day: 

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. 

The bishop fainted. 
 He informed the nun that she would have to
Get rid of the donkey, so she
  Sold it to a farmer for $10.
  The next day the paper read: 

  NUN 
SELLS ASS FOR $10. 

  This was too much for the bishop, so he 
Ordered the nun to buy back 
The 
Donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run 
Wild..
 
The next day the headlines read: 

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. 

  The bishop was buried the next day. 

  The moral of the story is . .. Being 
Concerned about public opinion 
Can bring you much grief and misery .. . 
Even shorten your life. 

  So be yourself and enjoy life. 
  Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and 
You'll be a lot happier 
And 
Live longer